my way of giving back to the community
..with some sick (&much needed) humor of course;
so here it goes. im holding a competition through myspace for my own satisfaction of laughter. and hopefully to make you computer addicts giggle a bit late at night when your sorry ass should be in bed regardless, yet youve chosen to compulsively check your xanga, email, myspace, or buddy list in hopes of some type of messages...
your friends are asleep buddy. get over it.
but dont worry. your life isnt ending, stop crying!
i have an alternative to your insomnia, or just mere boredom.
first go here:
http://www.myspace.com/socalrep
and read my blog.
dont worry, common sense will help you in determining which one im suggesting.
or. . .
if you dont have a myspace, read the below excerpt ive posted to both
[a] convince you to join in on the fun and
[b] help tom out on his world domination goal by joining his online cult, myspace.
and now without further delay,
i bring to you:
MYSPACE`s UGLIEST of UGLY!
[with sub categories to meet your disgusting, evil humor]:
EXCERPT:
"i need to redefine the humor thats been absent in my life these passed few weeks. therefore, im going to do what i do best... and what makes me laugh the most.
im going to make fun of ugly people.
yeah thats right i said it.
but im not going to be rude about it, its not like being ugly is their fault, right? wrong. it is their fault. and for their strong efforts in being that ugly im going to reward them with a spot on MYSPACE UGLIES.
you bet your sorry ass im for real.
so heres how it goes. im going to have a contest for the various categories of 'ugly'. for example, if someone sparks my interest because theyve had chewbacca living where their eyebrows should be... then that particular contest will be for the 'myspace uglies: eyebrows' or something along those lines... anyway. it will be designated for all those with beast-like eyebrows, or those who thought it was cute to shave them off and play bozo the clown with their make-up skills. its up to you... and me, to bring these uglies to the justice theyve worked so hard to obtain.
based on participation and originality will be the amount of 'ugly competitions' taking place. if your not into this as much as i am, ill just go whack off and set my mind onto bigger things.
besides, the ugly people need us.
lets do this.."
so there you have it. join in on the fun. or leave a comment stating what an evil bastard i turned out to be. either way, thanks for stopping by and god bless. hope to see you on myspace hunting down our society's mistakes.
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x a billion.
